Filed under: The English & American Languages
[The following English railways text features over three hundred specific technical terms for the parts of the steam locomotive.
[OUC]
From Railway Technical Web Pages, at:
http://www.railway-technical.com/
comes this English Steam Locomotive Glossary:
http://www.railway-technical.com/st-glos.shtml
[posted by tio cuervo all rights revert to holders August 3oth, 2009]
Filed under: The English & American Languages
[For the sake of online information redundancy, I have taken the liberty of of reproducing the following LIONEL train lexicon, from:
[The original may be viewed at:
http://www.lionel.com/ForTheHobbyist/Findex.cfm
[ -- OUC]
LIONEL TRAIN LINGO
Letters A-F
A.A.R.
Association of American Railroads. Trade association that represents the common interests of the railroad industry in the United States.
Abutment
A foundation which anchors and supports lateral pressure or thrust, such as the weight-bearing piers at the ends of a bridge which hold back solid ground.
AC (Alternating Current)
Electric current which repeatedly alternates (Cycles) from positive to negative a specified number of times per second (usually 60 in the U.S.). Toy train transformers typically operate on, and output, AC current to run the trains. See also, DC.
Accommodation
A local train which makes all stops along its intended route.
Alco
American Locomotive Company. Manufacturer of steam and diesel-electric locomotives.
Alley
A clear track, usually (more…)
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by Freeman H Hubbard, B W Allen, F W Smoter etal
[For the sake of online information redundancy, I have taken the liberty of reproducing the following 1945 RR lexicon from the end of the last steam age -- the original may be viewed at:
http://catskillarchive.com/rrextra/glossry1.Html
[ -- OUC]
This Glossary of Railroad Lingo is from:
Railroad Avenue, by Freeman H. Hubbard, 1945
* Designates Contributed by BW Allen…BNSF Locomotive Engineer
# Designates Contributed by FW Smoter…Web Master Johnstown Flood Page
AGE—Seniority, length of service
AIR MONKEY—Air-brake repairman
* ALL DARKIE, NO SPARKY—(Hi-Ball on a roll by)
ALLEY—Clear track in railroad yard
ANCHOR THEM—Set hand brakes on still cars; the opposite is (more…)
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by Old Uncle Crow
Our divorced and widowed mother was an anxious parent. “Don’t come crawling back here with your (more…)
Filed under: The Way We Were--Hell, ARE!--in Old Blue Earth County
by Old Uncle Crow
Blow it out your ass! follows all of the same rules as the foregoing discussion of the construction up your hole! The same distinctions apply also to the variant form: blow it out of your ass! only excepting the necessary caveat that the latter is the intensive form. The only real distinction is that both forms are case specific in the way up yours & cet is not. By this I am not referring to matters of grammar. Rather, what I am telling you is that in the 1950s in rural Eagle Lake, MN, among male members of the so-called “Greatest Generation,” the phrase was used only antiphonally, and specifically in response to untimely (more…)
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by Old Uncle Crow
The correct form in rural Eagle Lake, MN, in the 1950s among male members of the so-called “Greatest Generation” was:
Up your hole!
There is none of the subjunctive about it; it is not on all fours with other declarations of wish, such as long live, or God save, the king. The intent is imprecatory, not exhortatory, the application expletive and the mood, precisely, imperative.
On car trips into Mankato, MN, as a small boy from the Summer of 1956 onward, I heard on different occasions both my late maternal uncle (more…)
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by Judson Andersen
Now that we get word that Minnesota is in the shit and needs a whopping tax increase, word comes that in England “they” are planning to soak the top income sonsobitches 50P on the quid! Naturally as far as a Hell of a lot of ‘em are concerned, “Prime Minister” Gordon Brown The Sonofabitch is the most evil bastard on the face of the Earth….

But just take a look at this, OK…the lustreless eyes, the slack lip and jowls, the half a day’s growth of whiskers…Christ Almighty, this asshole is (more…)
Filed under: The Way We Were--Hell, ARE!--in Old Blue Earth County
by Old Uncle Crow
I am mostly an ordinary American crow (corvus vulgaris), feeding on the contents of McDonalds wrappers. NO investment bankers and other peabrains in suits come in THESE joints…the hogs just plain can’t afford to! But the heifer who screwed up my last order there in greasy old Mankato, MN., WAS actually kind of a dang buffalo calf woman, if not just a wild young sow herself….
The price for all the fine dining was $4.25, so I handed her (more…)
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by Old Uncle Crow
NZ of Old Terre De Bleu City, MN, writes:
A woman went to her Terre De Bleu City Clinic doctor for advice. She told him that her old buck husband had developed a penchant for “toobing,” and she was just not sure that it was such a good idea. She hadn’t seen much on Tee Vee on Oprah about it and didn’t know (more…)
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by Old Uncle Crow
A farmer went out one day and bought himself and he hauled home a trained brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young punk struts over to the old rooster, and he went:
“OK, you drooling old pre-Alzheimer prostate sonofabitch, time for you to retire!”
The old rooster went, “Balls of Christ, you young asshole, college degree my ass, sure as Hell you cannot rope and love wiener ALL of these hens! Look what it has done to me…can’t you just let me have these here dozen or so young bitches over there in the corner? Meanwhile I’ll let you do some real hot business with an old established firm and learn the ropes from off of those old battleships outside and get it just right, while I learn these young ‘uns up for you real good in here!”

The young rooster went, “Beat it, you old bastard, you are washed up and I am taking over the sex beat in THIS (more…)