Old Uncle Crow


Lakese: a Guide to Speaking
April 25, 2007, 12:56 am
Filed under: The English & American Languages

by Old Uncle Crow

UK Readers of Old Uncle Crow will enjoy learning that Lakese is a bona fide Minnesota dialect, although now in recession.

HOWEVER, It is a southern Minnesota form; and, its provenance is thus akin to a previous form of American spoken throughout the Minnesota territory & state in the mid-19th century.  The first American-speakers to surface here primarily were from New England; and, Lakese preserves successfully the New England ‘quack’ associated in the first days of american radio-broadcasting with (more…)



A Southern Minnesota Neighbour’s Words of Wisdom
April 24, 2007, 8:14 pm
Filed under: The English & American Languages

by Old Uncle Crow

WITH His permission last night as we sat up until all hours and drinking gallons of scalding hot coffee (my neighbour is a teetotaler), I recorded the utterances of my eighty-seven years’ old farm-neighbour, Mr Judson (more…)



The Southern Minnesotan Lakese Faecal-Cortical Connestion
April 24, 2007, 12:59 am
Filed under: The English & American Languages

by Old Uncle Crow

“JESUS Christ!” my maternal american uncle would blare, on some occasion or other when something I’d done meant more work for him, picking up after or repairing something:

“IF Brains were shit — you’d be (more…)



Cats & Faeces & A ‘Lakese’ Phrase
April 23, 2007, 10:05 pm
Filed under: The English & American Languages

Cats & Faeces: a Folk-Usage in 1950s Eagle Lk-Madison Lk, MN, Lakese-dialect

by OUC

I Note the reference to felines & their faeces in the article on idiolects; ’shit’, eg, or cunoden(s).

A Usage of my late maternal uncle’s was an extended simile, in which also figured both (more…)



IDIOLECT: An Example
April 23, 2007, 1:31 am
Filed under: The English & American Languages

by OUC

AN Idiolect is a word created by an individual & then used consistently, and as often as context applies, in their narrative-circle.  What allows comprehension in that narrative-circle is the fact that the originator has supplied (more…)



In the Name of God
April 21, 2007, 6:22 pm
Filed under: The English & American Languages

Profane Invocation: the Name of God in the Daily Speech-Life of American Christian Farmers in the 1950s

by Old Uncle Crow

THE Following is a discussion of an aspect of specifically (more…)



That’s All There Is To It
April 19, 2007, 11:49 pm
Filed under: The Way We Were--Hell, ARE!--in Old Blue Earth County

by Old Uncle Crow

A Farmer don’t live to get old unless he learns pretty quick that you can count (more…)



An Old Farmer Sets You All Straight About “Illegal” Immigrants
April 17, 2007, 7:06 pm
Filed under: The Way We Were--Hell, ARE!--in Old Blue Earth County

by Old Uncle Crow
 
MR Tim Counts, a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement PR-man, sent me this news-report today after I called up & bitched about the immigration-raids in Willmar, Minnesota.  After you read this, you can get to the GOOD part (more…)



A Real Meeting
April 15, 2007, 8:27 pm
Filed under: The Way We Were--Hell, ARE!--in Old Blue Earth County

by Old Uncle Crow

THERE Are no secrets and in the early 1980s around here while trying to farm at it on the high dry ground between Lac L’aigle and Mad Dog Lake, Minnesota, I used to drink to beat Hell, smoke an unGodly amount of marihootchie & sniff up bags (more…)



Royal Navy In Space: Future Spacecraft Names
April 10, 2007, 4:06 pm
Filed under: The English & American Languages

by B Wook, CC [retd], IPCC-affiliate & Commander , RNR [retd]

IN Future there will be a great & ever-increasing need for names of spacecraft of the Royal Navy just as a consequence of the ever-expanding (more…)