Old Uncle Crow

[THIS Comment originally appeared in response to this piece, in Bodwyn Wook:

http://bodwyn.wordpress.com/2007/10/08/its-simple-really/

 [Editor]

15 anticant

OK then – you asked for it!  And as Wookie sometimes dumps in my Burrow, I’ll return the compliment.

‘[Sigourney Weaver] has claimed that the turning point in her acting career came [when] “I played this little girl with braids who was quite insane and kept a pet hedgehog in her vagina. After that I realised there was no looking back”.’

- FAN FACTS, Independent, 6 February 1998

An actress named Sigourney Weaver
Did not rest content with split beaver.
When she put (as a stunt)
A hedgehog up her cunt
All her sorely pricked boyfriends did leave her.

copyrighted by tio cuervo     12th October 2007