Old Uncle Crow

by Old Uncle Crow

(With a big hat-tip to Mr Ghostly Gardens!  OUC)

A recent Italian immigrant comes to New York and applies for a job.  However, the foreman at the job site won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

“Here’s yer first question,” the foreman says. “Widout using no numbers, make me the number 9.”

“Widout-a no numbers?” the Italian man says, “Dat’s-a EASY!”  And he proceeds to (more…)