Filed under: The Way We Were--Hell, ARE!--in Old Blue Earth County
by Old Uncle Crow
NZ of Old Terre De Bleu City, MN, writes:
A woman went to her Terre De Bleu City Clinic doctor for advice. She told him that her old buck husband had developed a penchant for “toobing,” and she was just not sure that it was such a good idea. She hadn’t seen much on Tee Vee on Oprah about it and didn’t know what to think….
“Well, God damn it, do you enjoy it?’ the doctor asked.
“Actually…tee, hee, hee (giggle!)…yes, I do.”
“Does it hurt you?” he asked.
“No…(giggle) hee, hee…I kinda like it! Does that mean I’m turning into some kind of weirdo?”
“Well, Hell,” the doctor continued, “there’s no reason that you shouldn’t practice toob…er, anal intercourse, if that’s what you like, just so long as you make sure not to get your fool self knocked up.”
The woman was mystified. “Tee, hee, he…er, I mean — WHAT! You can get PG from off of just getting TOOBED?”
“Jesus Christ, yes,” the doctor replied. “Where do YOU think our Terre De Bleu City managers and Squawbunion County Board members and all the rest of these fancy shits around here come from?”
copyrighted by tio cuervo April 6th, 2009
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It also explains the reason Old Blue Skunk is getting worse, from what I’ve heard from first-hand sources.
Comment by Connie April 7, 2009 @ 9:55 amThe original words in a dialect of Dakota (Indian) were /mah-kah-toh/ and supposed to mean “Blue Clay,” from the woad dug and used ceremonially in these parts by the non-white previous inhabitants. Only one of the town’s EuroAm founders’ fraus screwed it up and “queered the pitch” (this last one is for Connie there, in Scotland!), and wrote down /man/ for /mah/, “skunk” it would seem, for “earth.” These Indians to begin with talk through their noses and Mrs Jackson, in the second place, had had some “prairie French” in some “female academy” somewhere in Indiana as I recall. As a result of all this looking down their noses around here, the polite idea is that Mankato means “blue earth” anyway, and not “blue skunk.” Only as the above story shows, here at home in Old Squawbunion County, in southern Minnesota, there are more pigs than people…and (mixing it up a little) some of the people are SKUNKS themselves!
Comment by OUC April 7, 2009 @ 3:49 pmHere’s a link to a bunch of dirty RR doubletalk!
http://bodwyn.wordpress.com/2009/04/08/great-youtube-footage-of-restored-berkshire-2-8-4-nkp-765-steam-locomotive/
Comment by Grampa Bluejay April 8, 2009 @ 4:02 pm