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Church & State

by Old Uncle Crow

“President” G W Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church in NW Washington as part of his campaign to suckle around and restore his 28% approval rating in the polls.

Karl Rove made a preliminary visit to the Bishop and said, “Listen up, (more…)

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by Old Uncle Crow

Here is a link to some useful swearing (more…)

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by Old Uncle Crow

Here are some links to the subject of unusual names and pronunciations:

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~sooty/pronoun.html

http://www.genealogymagazine.com/surnames2.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_names_in_English_with_non-intuitive_pronunciations

copyrighted by tio cuervo     16 June 2007

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by Old Uncle Crow

Lutheran church-lady, on stopping by Bachelor Farmer Judson Andersen’s farm in rural Squawbunion County to lure & inveigle him to a pie-supper:
     “You NEVER were (more…)

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by Juddy Andersen

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches — that’s a real exceedingly odd God-damn number.

Why was that gauge used?

Too many horses’ asses — and because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates and other Limey sonsofbitches — mostly them God-damn Irish (more…)

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