Critical MS by Navarth

by Henry Lucas, special to Cosmopolis

[This just discovered MS presented infra is a rare example of the critical poesis of which Navarth was the author of many a screed; written some fifteen hundred years from to-day, it finds it way to us through the peculiar failure of yet another criminal experiment in illegal time travel with a feloniously modified FTL Jarnell Intersplit.

[Darden Dampf, Hipster Affairs Editor, Smut NOW – Mankato & Paris, vol LX, no 9 — 8 September 2014 (OS)]


Great American Folk-Verse of the Terrene Late-Modern Age

by:  Navarth, Mad Poet

Mr G O reminded me indirectly of THIS Continue Reading »


Gamli Norræn Tungumál Online Sögur og Kennslustund Tenglar

Unnið af gamli (!) frændi Crow

Old Uncle Crow -- 123012

 1)  Brennu-Njals saga:


 2)  An Icelandic-English Dictionary:


 3)  English Dictionary of Runic Inscriptions of the Younger Futhark:


 4)  Heimskringla:


 5)  Kennsluvefir Hörpu Hreinsdóttur:


 6)  Old Norse for Beginners:


 7)  Old Norse Online:


 8)  Scandinavian loans in Old and Middle English, and Modern dialects:


 9)  Sögusetrið / Saga Centre:


10)  Star Wars as an Icelandic Saga:



11)  Verbix – Old Norse Verb Conjugator:


12)  Zoega – A Concise Dictionary of Old Icelandic:



[Old Uncle Crow

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[20 July 2014]

A Note — Or, Two — On My Mother Tongue

by Old Uncle Crow

[ audio https://oldunclecrow.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/022614-on-my-mother-tongue.wav ]

[Old Uncle Crow

[All rights reserved by Emmett R Smith, who asserts here his moral right as sole creator & sole beneficiary of this reading by him of a script written & performed solely by himself.

[February 25, 2014]

“Just KEEP right on…”

by OUC…Himself!

"Just KEEP right on gaping away there, Booby...and I WILL drop something just amazing right smack DAB on your head...and it WON'T be Brylcreem!"

“Just KEEP right on gaping away there, Booby…and I WILL drop something just amazing right smack DAB on your head…and it WON’T be Brylcreem!”

[Old Uncle Crow

[all rights revert to holders

[January 18, 2014]

by OUC…Himself!

"Quick! The box...NOW! I got The Eyeball Of Death covered that the Evil vet slipped in there during Fig Newton's nut-job, but he's starting to TURN his head...Hoo-REE!"

“Quick! The box…NOW! I got The Eyeball Of Death covered that The Evil Vet slipped in there during Fig Newton’s nut-job, but he’s starting to TURN his head…Hoo-REE!”

[Old Uncle Crow

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[January 18, 2014]

Folks Like US!

Folks Like US!

by Old Uncle Crow

Just another low Southern Mn hog farmer & the latest Sneaky Pete's girlfriend...or what.... -- 102213The fact is, these Windsor porkchops ARE folks just about like anybody else, just about like in this picture that is just about like just about any other lowdown Southern MN bachelor Bohunk corn farmer & his latest girlfriend from out of Sneaky Pete’s there thirty years ago, out on Hwy 169, by the bowling alley parking lot where the ET LaCosset, disguised in a “borrowed” local human body, dissed the drunk East High farmer boys that time in September back in ’83 with his antigrav-rigged ’36 Bugatti 57SC Atlantico after hustling a bunch of their Cougar mamas in the bar full of creeping peters — and then stood up & peed INDELIBLE alien-from-outer-space-in-a-temporarily-borrowed-human-body-of-some-coked-out-Irish-idiot-of-a-farmer-from-out-there-North-of-Eagle-Lake weeWEE all over their dumb upraised moon illiterate faces thirty feet below, before zooming off to his first AA meeting with Rabbit Witchkins & a load of other Hangtown Mankato hard cases…or what?

So, who says, “The times, they are a-changin'” when they ain’t?

La plus ça change & all that old shit, my ass! And, oh yeah…the outer-space WEEwee was green, just about like neon HiLiters.

Or something….

[Old Uncle Crow

[copyrighted by tio cuervo

[October 27, 2013]

A Small Payment On A Scholarly Debt

by Old Uncle Crow

“He who is without an adequate supply of ‘bad words’ is an orphan in the World of the Word and doomed to be the victim always!” [anon — ed]


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